Move the Needle, Bro Mug
Bro. Pretend like you are in one of those space movies and you're on a space planet with a geiger counter, ok? When you point it at your shoe, the needle does nothing. Its just a stupid shoe. But when you point it at some crazy radioactive meteorite that needle jumps around like a monkey in a tree. What I'm saying is - this campaign is like pointing a geiger counter at your shoe. Go back and bring me a radioactive meteorite by EOD!